COSBY
A SHORT FILM
BASED ON A TRUE STORY
INT. OUTDOOR MEXICAN RESTAURANT IN LOS ANGELES, ROOFTOP- NIGHTTIME
JADE, a Black woman, and LEA, a white woman, are having a good time at the restaurant, post-meal. Chips and salsa adorn the table, as well as margaritas. One drink, becomes two, becomes four. They're clearly having a good time.
LEA
No, I was all l for being Miss Home Birth 2020-
JADE
That makes one of us-
LEA
‘Cause I realized how much fear has been created around women giving birth, even though there's nothing more natural-
JADE
I mean, I can think of a few things-
LEA
Since the dawn of time, Jade! Not everyone needs a C-section, but hospitals make more money off of it and doctors don't have to be on call, so they’re giving ‘em left and right.
Lea dips a tortilla chip into the salsa and takes a big bite.
JADE
Okay?… So? You changed your mind?
LEA
Well. Turns out. I found out that while you give birth your vagina can rip to your butthole, Jade. Your butthole!
JADE
Stop! No!
LEA
Yes!
JADE
No!
LEA
Yes! No wonder women want to be cut open like a fish instead. And sometimes-
JADE
We are at the dinner table here!
LEA
You have a vaginal birth and you rip and then you can't control your anal sphincter-
JADE
No! You did not say anal sphincter-
LEA
Like, you can't control it! When you poop! Granted, it's either your gut or your butt and one's natural and the other's not. So, I still want a home birth for my imaginary child. And you will be in attendance.
JADE
You are too much!
LEA
Yes I am. Alright.
Lea takes a big gulp from her margarita.
LEA
Against my better judgment. I have to ask.
JADE
Oh Lord! Here we go.
Jade takes a swig that matches Lea's.
LEA
You have one too many and then it gets real.
JADE
Come out with it, child. What?
LEA
You said earlier Bill Cosby’s innocent?
Beat.
JADE
Oh. You want to go there?
LEA
You believe that? That he’s innocent?
JADE
I do.
LEA
As in, you don’t think he raped those women?
JADE
No. I don’t think he did.
LEA
Alright. That’s. Okay. Okay. Can you tell me why you think he's innocent?
JADE
Girl. How long have you got?
LEA
No, I’m serious!
JADE
If you’ll just give me a second to prop myself on this soapbox.
Jade pretends to physically prop herself up, as Lea mimes like she's assisting.
LEA
Get comfy, I’m here to listen.
JADE
Ahem. Let’s take a look at some white men who are not behind bars. Take Woody Allen. He molested his young daughter, married his stepdaughter, has a track record of creepiness towards underage girls, and he's still making movies starring Selena Gomez. Roman Polanski. He pled guilty to drugging and raping a thirteen year old girl, released an autobiography saying he likes young teens, went on record saying "Everyone wants to fuck young girls", and he's living the life in Europe, getting all those residuals. And what about Donald Trump, who has 25 people that have accused him of sexual assault. 2-5. He got caught on tape saying "Grab 'em by the pussy, you can do anything" and he's the president of the free world. Bill Cosby has always claimed his innocence, so, let's start there.
LEA
You’re completely right. But just because old, powerful, white men get away with raping girls, which in no way is fair, that doesn't mean Cosby is innocent.
JADE
This isn't the first time white people have tried to take down a Black man, Lea. In the real world, it's George Floyd, Trayvon Martin, Michael Brown, Eric Garner, Ahmaud Abery, Tamir Rice, just to name a few. And in Hollywood, the fall is what kills. White Hollywood fetishizes you for being a 'good' Black man, and then they wait for you to fall. And when you don't, when you're not what they want you to be, when you're not angry, when you're not a criminal, when you're a doctor and a father figure and a successful, beautiful, strong, intelligent, Black man, they create something to knock you off that pedestal so they can say they were right all along. So they can say that Black men are dangerous predators who should be locked up. Because, "See, even Cosby is a predator." So what does that mean for the rest of us? What does that mean for Black Americans?
LEA
Those deaths are unacceptable. There is no excuse, and as Americans, we must do better. But Cosby can be strong, and intelligent, and a doctor, he can be someone who did so much good for the Black community, and he can also be a rapist. It's an awful reality, but it's not an either or situation, Jade.
JADE
So, you don’t think it’s a little suspect all these women came out of the woodwork decades later?
LEA
You think these women made it up?
JADE
They might have. These women are white, Lea, they don't understand.
LEA
But all the accusers aren’t white. Why would they lie?
JADE
For money. For fame. Their accusations don't add up.
LEA
Unless you’re not mentally stable, literally no one wants that kind of attention. It's not fame. It's shameful. I can't imagine these women making any amount of money that's worth how much they were attacked in the public eye.
JADE
They were attacked because they were saying some decades later that something happened. Why didn't they speak up earlier?
LEA
It takes time to process trauma. And to find the courage to speak out. Especially against someone so powerful, especially against someone you respected. It's hard to believe it yourself. You don't want to believe it.
JADE
Well, it’s just a little strange that however many years later they say it wasn't consensual when they went to his house and were at his party and were drinking alcohol.
LEA
These women said they were drugged.
JADE
Then how did they remember?
Beat
LEA
Do you believe me, that I remember?
JADE
Yes, of course. This is different.
LEA
It just, doesn’t feel different, ya know? I just, I need a minute. I'm sorry, I just need a minute.
Lea gets up to leave, and Jade is left at the table. She gets up, and goes to look out over the city skyline. Emotion covering her face.
Lea goes into the bathroom, locks the stall, and lets out emotion. Two frames, side by side, Jade and Lea ‘back to back’ in the frame.
Back to the full screen of Jade, looking over the skyline, then heading back to the table. Cut to Lea, putting on makeup to mask tears.
Jade waits at the table. Lea sits down beside her.
LEA
Well, that really was against my better judgment! You want to grab the check?
Awkward silence.
JADE
Are you okay?
LEA
Yeah, yeah! I’m fine.
JADE
Am I never gonna see your ass again after this?
LEA
What? No, we’re good. We’re good.
Silence.
JADE
I just want to say, that, I don't know what I know. I'm learning everyday and I'm trying to listen and understand. You know?
LEA
I don’t know what I know either. And I can't pretend to know how hard it is to be Black in America. I know, it's a privilege to be white, and there's so much, I don't understand. I know Cosby broke through a lot of racist stereotypes. This particular topic just hit a nerve, ya know? It's hard with my history, my family calling me crazy and saying I'm making accusations to get attention. And the man who drugged me, who violated me consciously and unconsciously as a kid, he's a doctor and he's the one my family believes. I'm seen as crazy and he's above reproach. They defend him, but who’s left to defend me, ya know? It just triggered something. But I want to understand your pain, not just my own.
JADE
Yeah, but I want you to know I believe you. And I've never questioned your truth or thought that you were crazy or any of that. This is different. I'm with you, you know that, right?
LEA
Yeah. And I’m with you, too. Always, lady.
JADE
Does that mean you're with me in another round?
LEA
Let’s make it a double. Lawd knows we need it.
JADE
Done and done. So, is this next round an appropriate time to bring up the O.J. Simpson trial or...?
Lea dies laughing.
LEA
Stop! Get out of here with that!
THE END